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4 seasons on 45 seconds
1. jimdaly9817 February 2011, 18:39 GMT +01:00
Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
1011. happyture28 August 2011, 11:08 GMT +02:00
(Sharp intake of breath that whistles through me missing toof hole)
Dezzie, juss answer me one fing, have you got a degree in rudenesses ?
Moffy, i likes a drop of vodka on my breakfast cereals, and i got this very amusing floor dance so, доброе утро и где ваша водочка
1012. xymonau28 August 2011, 11:26 GMT +02:00
Yes. It's good, ain't it? Top of the class, I was. And the vodka is in the locked cupboard in the parlour, where you an' yer Mam can't get it.
Я знаю адрес хорошей реабилитации - в Гулаге.
1014. xymonau28 August 2011, 11:32 GMT +02:00
Why, yes. And I worked very hard for that one. I did very well, if I do say so myself.
1015. happyture28 August 2011, 11:35 GMT +02:00
And you practise on me regularly , now thats just spiteful init!!!
1016. xymonau28 August 2011, 11:38 GMT +02:00
Oh, Mikey, I'm sorry. You are just always there, and so good natured. I can't help meselluf. I has a problem, an no medicamentation seems to work. You wouldn't harass the socially inept, would you?
1017. happyture28 August 2011, 11:40 GMT +02:00
Oh heck no, now i feel guilty, heres a tissue, dont blow two hard cause i recycle um. OK ...
1018. xymonau28 August 2011, 12:00 GMT +02:00
It'n not already recycled izzit? Ony it looks a little odd...
1019. happyture28 August 2011, 12:53 GMT +02:00
yes, im proud to say ive used that twice and you can hardly tell :O)
1022. xymonau29 August 2011, 11:17 GMT +02:00
(Thank goodness he fell for it and I didn't have to touch that tissue!)
1023. happyture29 August 2011, 11:25 GMT +02:00
That is sooooo ungrateful i cant beeleeve it, and the trouble i went to to to get it dry.. :O(
1024. xymonau29 August 2011, 11:30 GMT +02:00
You are a saint, and I ought to be ashamed, oughtn't I? What are you going to do with me, Mikey? I suggest withholding any of your lovely tissues. Make me suffer!
1025. happyture29 August 2011, 11:51 GMT +02:00
You can just see the sort of man i am, kind, sharing, etc etc etc..... heart the size of a lions, its just not in my make up to hold a grudge,,, so here, here's a tissue!!
1026. xymonau29 August 2011, 12:26 GMT +02:00
*grabs salad tongs and reaches for the tissue with these*
Why, thank you, Mikey.
*slyly drops tissue in fireplace when Mikey is looking away*
1027. happyture30 August 2011, 7:22 GMT +02:00
Always here to give a helping boot and a tissue,,thats me, Golden :O)
1029. happyture30 August 2011, 9:59 GMT +02:00
It'll fade, here let me put a bag of frozen peas onit four ya, Ooooowww, you can still see the UGG marks....
1030. xymonau30 August 2011, 11:34 GMT +02:00
Take your peas, please. I've finished wiffem. You may cookem now. Course, I wouldn't - knowin' where the bruises was an' all.
1031. micromoth30 August 2011, 13:36 GMT +02:00
Hmmm.... Maybe broad beans would have been more appropriate?
1032. xymonau30 August 2011, 13:54 GMT +02:00
I'm glad no gentlemen wandered in by mistake. We wouldn't want to accidentally raise the tone, would we?
