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Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
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Think so, major bug going around the UK at the moment, sickness and rear explosions, if you know what i mean, but i aint got that just head ache, prob from hours at the monitor viewing images? what you think.. I have tried closing my eyes but i keep walking into things :O)
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Cut small holes in your eyelids with a sharp knife, and you have solved that problem. Any more advice needed, just arksk.
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How did it go? I thought later about it. Probably easier to pinch your eyelid and snip with scissors. Could become your party trick if they grow back.
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Cant do it, NO, above and beyond the pain barrier, What i was thinking of doin was,,,rest one eye at a time, at least me head ache will only be half as bad!
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Thats cause i was eating sprouts, i only got sprouts, sprouts are good for you aint they ,,,Yuk,Yuk,Yuk......
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I actually love brussel sprouts. I'm not sure why. They're bitter, but I love them. I chuck them in soup, or fry them up with other veges, and they taste divine with gravy. I'm so hungry! I think I need to cook tea! LOL
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Yeah,,sprouts have a strange reputation, you either love them or you hate them, I really like them, always have, as a kid i can remember my friends slipping the sprouts under the dinner table to me to eat! ha ha,,those where the days :O)
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Well, I'm reheating some watery, noodley soup that's loaded with garlic and onion. I'm glad I live alone! It tastes divine, though. Lots of toast or bread with it. We are going to have a low temperature of 1C tomorrow. I think I'll die.
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Well Dezzie, there would be no heavy petting for you with all that garlic n onion phew!!! 1 C is cold, bit of beef dripping you want, just to keep you warm, cant beat a nice dripping butty...
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Oh. Then I shouldn't have smeared it over my skin to keep the cold out?
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Not really Dezzie, you'll float like a duck in the bath now, all the dogs in the neighbourhood will follow you home too.. :O)
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It doesn't feel all that cold. Mind you, I slept in, so I missed the worst of it. I'm gunna hafta wash them sheets, though. That drippin' is slippery, man! I had to tie meselluf to the bedpost wiffa rope after the fouf time I slid accross the sheets an hit the wall.
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Aghh well, did warn you bout it, told you to put it on a butty, sandwich sarny etc etc!
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Do you think it's too late? I can scrape some off the mattress.
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Ahhhhhhh, now stop it, you knows i has a delicate tummy! now i feels bilious :O(
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Hmmph! Jus' wot are you implyin' about my bed?! You c'n eatcha brekfest offof that!
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Only middle aged men wot wears flanelette pyjamas gets belly button fluff. Delicate wimmins wot wears - er - we shall draw a veil over that - duzzent gettit.
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Phew,,gone hot in here better open a window, Well i aint got fluff cuz i,m from UKland where its cold all the time, we sleep rolled up in binbag liners here you knows, Well from October - May then we change to cling film!!!
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No need to open a winder. I was just talking about tracky dacks, which you might have to look up if you haven't been watching Home and Away. I can guarantee no red-blooded male has any response to me in tracky dacks. Well, I guess unless he's a bit odd.
I am a tad concerned about the Pomgolian cling wrap (that's wot we call it) habit. Do you recycle it for your sangers?
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Ha ha Tracky Dacks, yeah gurls here call um fat pants its a love hate thing with um, gurls love um, guys hate um, Dezzie, nothing is thrown away here, i re use everything, i have the toilet paper hanging out to dry as we speak....