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Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
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I am grateful for that Dezzie, they don't half dig in those little blighters don't they..
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No, those would be scabies. I'm unsure of your scabid status at this present time. Nits hold on for dear life to your hairs, and whilst I would never, ever insult a Welshman, I have to say that you provide a vast play area for them. Mostly on your back and in your ears. Well, the palms of your hands, too, if I'm being honest.
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Dont be too Honest please Dezzie, i,m trying to attract friends here you know, and as you can see .................................... Plan B ????
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WELL DARN IT,,,, you only needs one good friend dont you dezzie, heres my washing Dezzie,,Oh and can you borrow me $10.00 ,,,,Oh and pick a paper up while your out walking the cat.. Thanks friend......
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Oh. Okay. Ahem. Nice weather we're having, hain't it? You're looking good, Michael. Had your palms trimmed?
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Huh,,,I DONT HUNDERSTOOD,,, wot you meen Dezzie, palms trimmed?? thats a sign of madness aint it,, Well hime highly hintelligent so there Mrs... Ive got a IQ, of double fingers......
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Isn't that how they measure whiskey? Two fingers of whiskey or something?
I walked the cat. Sadly, he couldn't keep up with the car, and I have something to tell you.
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That's right. He no longer has whiskers. Or any other hairs, actually. Boy, is he annoyed!
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NO, NO, NO, thats the last time i trust you with whiskerless Whiskers...
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Here he is in this bag. You'll have to open it, but I recommend that you stand well back.
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I just dunno how you could of done such a thing,,poor innocent whiskers, he only wanted a walk, Hey, my next door neighbour stopped the other day and said,,,Excuse me, but Ive noticed that your cat whiskers comes into my garden digs a hole and does a poo poo and then fills the hole in and walks off,,,,,,I said WELL, that's perfectly normal behaviour with cats, He said,, With a spade???
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His spade days are over, Mikey. His legs appear to have been twisted a little. Sort of on backwards. Like his ears. Well, I didn't know he was lazy...
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I couldn't do anything like that Dezzie, i ain't got a bad bone in me body, kind to hamimals and children, i help old peoples across the road,,whether or not they want to go, and i share things.....
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But i couldnt hurt a hinisent little cat like that .....,,,,HEY where has the EDIT BAR GONE??? DEZZIE PUT IT BACK NOW!!
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Well i got my edit bar back, you aint got yours though av ya, the only bars i take are made of chocolate, and i eat it chocoearly......
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If Ive told you once iv,e told you a million times,,,Don't exaggerate!
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Oh dont look at me like that with those big brown eyes,,, ok ok ok i,ll let you off,,,but dont make a habbit of it....